Some liberal thoughts

If a conservative doesn’t like a news organization or a talk show host, he goes on multiple chat boards and blogs and does everything he can to discredit them. Liberals just don't invite them in.

 If a conservative decides he needs health care coverage, it is after he has taken advantage of the system by not carrying it; making payments to healthcare providers who are not in the business of lending money, and sometimes he has filed bankruptcy.  A liberal recognizes that everyone needs health care coverage.

All conservatives like guns. 

 If a conservative is a vegetarian, he does everything within his power to make vegetables look and taste like meat.  If a liberal is a vegetarian, he is happy to eat the vegetables the way God made them. 

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he goes about killing everyone he thinks may possibly have something to do with it and misses the ones who really did. A liberal takes time to be certain of those responsible before taking action. 

 If a conservative is homosexual, he marries a woman, has children and lives a double life hurting and scarring his family. If a liberal is homosexual, he is open about it. 

 If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, he sees himself as independently successful and gives no credit or thanks to those who have helped him along the way. Their liberal counterparts see that there are other people in the world besides themselves.

 If a conservative is down-and-out, it will be a liberal who is going to help him.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church yet quotes the old testament at every opportunity. A liberal non-believer is not a hypocrite and does not judge.