Strange but true

Just had a VR funny to share. Should be: Patient is allergic to aspirin and peanuts. VR typed: Patient is allergic to aspirin and penis. I cracked up! ...

So-- I'm in the dentist's chair all afternoon, having $2000 worth of work done. At the end, he asks me what kind of milkshake I would like from the restaurant chain down the street. I say no thanks. He says, Please, my treat, I insist! How could anyone say no! So I say vanilla. And he sends his assistant, who brings me back a giant chocolate milkshake. Which is the last thing I feel like eating, but I take it, to be polite. And give it to a family member. Who wants something frozen tou ...

Please no hateful responses. I feel confused and a bit upset already. I simply wanted to know if I'm imagining things or being too sensitive. I became friends with gal a few years back. She was going thru a terrible time in her life (relationship) and was pretty withdrawn at times, understandably so. I in turn, now have left a nasty relationship and like most people am struggling a bit with my grief, etc. It was my decision to end it, hers unfortunately was not. She ...

My husband is driving me nuts. He is not working and every single day he comes in and interrupts my work wanting to have sex. He's like a child. He will not give up. I tell him no, I need to work. He sits there and says stupid stuff like "you'll enjoy it, I promise" blah, blah, blah. We are in our 40s and have been married for 21 years. I'm starting to get angry because he acts as though I work from home, he can interrupt me whenever he wants just li ...

Maybe, maybe not, Squirmin' Jay. LOLOL Link ...

THE CLINTON'S ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WITH A LIST OF STRANGE DEATHS ASSOCIATED WITH THEIR POLITICAL CAREER! Obama’s “Dead Pool” Deaths connected to the Obama White House By NACHUMLIST Andrew Breitbart – Died of a massive heart attack, walking outside late at night, alone, in the dark approximately one week before he was to produce tapes of Obama’s extremist activities in college. More speculation: Breitbart: “Wait &l ...

He finds it necessary to prove that he was violent to justify his seeming like a drug-induced state of calmness now. How messed up that the neighbors from the old neighborhood are being interviewed and they all thought he was a calm person as a young adult ---and that is a bad thing that he is trying to discredit????? Personally, I think the drugs are wearing off and he is back to hallucinating. God taking people to the moon and the pyramids used for grain storage. Any other f ...

Somehow I got into the habit of doing this years ago and now I can't type with both feet on the ground anymore. I had an awful time during the 4 months I spent in the cam walker with the broken foot last year because I couldn't cross my legs (right foot was broken, had to prop it and use the left foot). Anyone else with this strange habit? I use the pedal with my right foot and have to have my left leg crossed over. I also can't stand to have the little things ...

Have a patio at the back of my house, had leaves all over it on Thanksgiving Day. Got up this morning and all the leaves in a neat little pile on the patio. Asked DH if he had swept those all up and he said nope, said probably the wind blowing had done but if that were so, why did not all the leaves in the yard blow into neat little piles? Also having breakfast close to sunroom. All the blinds closed and noticed a white spot that was the breakfast wall, next to sunroom. As I mentioned to DH, th ...

An e-mail I received: This is so true and if this could really be enforced, what a difference it would make. "The problems we face today arethere because the people who workfor a living are outnumbered by thoseWho vote for a living"This was written by a 21 yr. old female who gets it. It's her futureshe’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfarebig government state that she’s being forced to live in! Thesesolutions are just common sense in ...

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Congratulations! You've Been Denied! David Balto explains the basics of how and why we need to reform health care antitrust laws. More: McCarran-Ferguson Antitrust Reform 101 ...

Time for a Tune Up Judy Feder details the provisions in the health care bill that are specifically designed to rein in out-of-control health care costs. More: Cost Containment Is Key ...

...criticizing Obama? http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/09/07/michael-moore-obama-detroit-fired ...

Romney has about $250 million, Kerry has as much as $282 million? Romney has his millions in offshore accounts, while Kerry has his in family trust funds to avoid paying taxes (following the Kennedy family strategy)? Romney worked for his money, Kerry never really had a job? This is floating around in cyberspace. Some sources say it's true, other sources say it's not. Just wondering if it's true. ...

Yes it is an opinion but I happen to agree pretty much with this opinion. All should read this. I voted for Obama and Hillary and he supported Trump but this is about our government in general. ...

In the early 70s, I was a new wife and mother without a lot of money, living in a small mid-western town of 1200. One day a well-meaning friend called me and said,"The Government is giving away free cheese at the Auditorium. You should go stand in line and get some." I said to her, "Why should I go stand in line for the free cheese? I don't want a 5 lb. brick of cheese." She replied, "Everyone is doing it." So, I went and stood in line for the free cheese. But, reall ...

Now that Christie is denying everything, he sounds even more Presidential. LOL - aint' that the truth - I hold up for an example, Barack Hussain Obama, Liar in Chief. ...

The white nationalist demonstration in #Charlottesville is a reprehensible display of racism and hatred that has no place in our society. - Bernie Sanders ...

Trump is disgusting but this piece of scum is even more disgusting. Bannon may have helped get Trump in there with his alt-right propaganda, but if Trump doesn't get rid of him, he will also be a big part of the fall of Trump. ...

http://wwwwakeupamericans-spree.blogspot.com/2012/04/video-american-crossroads-after-four.html ...

He always said he did not intend to do it, but never fully said he would not do it, but after the open corruption displayed at the RNC convention he may have reconsidered it. http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/item/12695-gop-convention-recap-what-will-ron-paul-say-on-leno-show ...

Hillary says loosen up the regulations on businesses, so people can find jobs - In Tunisia, Libya and Egypt. ...

Florida officials are now confirming suspicious and possibly fraudulent voter registration forms in at least ten counties in the state. Then there is the video of the girl in Colorado who was registering republican voters and passing over the democrats. ...

TRUMP TOWER/ILLEGAL POLISH ALIENS:The old buildings that had to be torn down to build Trump Tower had asbestos. He had a contractor bring in illegal aliens from Poland for the job, and claimed ignorance to this. The workers were never told they were working with asbestos. They didn't have hard hats or any safety equipment. They had to strip electrical lines with their bare hands as they did not even have gloves. On top of all this, they had to sue to be paid, and were only paid $5.00 per ho ...

Strange but true

Correction - Friday night, not last night - SicklyMT

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