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Posted: Mar 24, 2016

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No. Attorney: So when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.;

Nick, You can really make me - Dinosaur

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laugh with these. Especially when I really need it!

Dinosaur - Nick

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Thank you. Glad you liked it. Sure beats the heck out of studying for the Bar Exam!

You Made - Me Laugh

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too!! lol. Good one! Copying and posting on my facebook page. thank you.

ROFL - This is great. This made me laugh. - Thanks - nm

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nm

And I'll bet you 10:1 he's a public pretender (defender). - nm

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Another lawyer joke - Chi-town Lady

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Q: What do you call a dozen lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.

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