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A funny new faux "medical" term


Posted: Feb 28, 2012

I happened to make up some of Paula Deen's house seasoning mix (just salt paprika etc), and I used it the other day - I thought, since Paula Deen has diabetes, maybe we should honor her with a medical term in her name:

have high blood sugar- you have paula-glycemia!

everyone in your entire family have diabetes - that's y'all-glycemia!

 

:)  just having some fun!

;

Just now saw this post and chuckled. - another suggestion

[ In Reply To ..]
Since she uses so much butter and lard in her recipes, how about hyperlipideenia?

Don't get me wrong as I have several pages in her 2 of her cookbooks covered w/ flour as she has some good ones.

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