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The Perfect Day: January 20, 2017


Posted: Nov 27, 2015

1. President Marco Rubio and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office.

2. On inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional
Socialist healthcare farce known as Obamacare. The Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that a group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government’s costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.


3. Homeland Security Chief Donald Trump announces the immediate deployment of Troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security ID’s are required by every American citizen. Birthright is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.


4. Secretary of Business and Economic Development Ted Cruz eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.


5. Director of Government Finance Rand Paul announces the
abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The Federal
Reserve is audited. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.


6. Hillary Clinton is in jail, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who are serving time for ‘Hate Crimes." She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call cruel and unusual punishment.


7. Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews and Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at ten and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the “Mothership” is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.


8. Windows 12 is released. It is designed for humans, doesn’t try to satisfy the needs of every person on the planet, doesn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 except it is easier to use.

9. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” with a chimp named Commie.

10. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

11. I receive a call from an attorney in Italy He explains that I have inherited a vineyard from a relative and that I need to be in Abruzzo as soon as possible to sign the papers. Ten hours later we tour our new vacation home. There is a red Ferrari in the garage, also part of the inheritance.

And this my friends constitutes THE PERFECT DAY!!!!!!
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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so!"

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Your perfect day - Are you nuts?

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Rubio and Fiorna? Get real. These two corrupt political hacks are pure Washington cartel/GOP elite! As much as I hate democrats, I would rather see them in office than those two incompetent liars. At least the democrats are honest about their destructive policies; these two will lie and then do EXACTLY the same as the democrats do. No more elites from either party, PLEASE!!!!!!

Don't you understand satire? - Are you nuts?

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Yeah, get real!

looks a lot like this one - conservatives can't agree on this either

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http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=118670528

If that's a "good" day, I sure as heck - wouldnt want to see a bad one.

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x

Nothing but one edless bad day after another - with Obamabot and blindly led

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by the nose memes who follow him with no thought or common sense.

perfect day - all smiles

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Healthcare costs are up because people use too much but don't follow recommendations.

The greatest users of healthcare are those who work in the medical profession, including MLS.

If you want healthcare costs to go down, take care of your health.

THIS TRULY IS PERFECT...MEANS THE WHITE HOUSE IMAM - IS OUT OF OUR HOUSE

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Sick of everything and anything Obama....nothing but total, complete failure.

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