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Squirted my husband with my kid's squirt gun
Posted: May 1, 2015
While picking up the family room I was asking my husband a question and as usual he interrupted me. So I just picked up the squirt gun and let him have it right on the side of the head! He couldn't have looked more startled (and quiet). Then he just started laughing.Yes, it was juvenile. And, yes, I enjoyed every bit of it! i suppose it's wrong to use this as a bona fide communication technique, right?
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[ In Reply To ..]I don't know his side of the story. Is your mouth going so much that he has to interrupt to talk?
re squirt - JJ
[ In Reply To ..]I actually got cited for "assault" when I squirted my ex with a water gun. This was eons ago and it was during what I perceived as a minor argument. Just wanted to give you fair warning!
If he sticks around I guess, but if I had a spouse who squirted me sm - IMO
[ In Reply To ..]with water if I interrupted him I'd consider trading the defective spouse in for one that's nicer.
OMG Seriously? You obviously have no sense of humor. - I thought it was funny!
[ In Reply To ..]My guess, you are either A) not married, B) Married but still in the honeymoon phase, C)Married and are a doormat, or D) Single because you thought you'd trade in for a nicer one and found out you're the stiff.
If he interrupts constantly, good for you. Maybe he will learn. - LOL
[ In Reply To ..]HA!
I thought it was great! - sm
[ In Reply To ..]And he laughed, you made your point and it was still in fun.
LOL! - How great to have a husband with a sense of humor!
[ In Reply To ..]As long as it wasn't one of those gigantic water guns that drench a person he probably liked the attention.
All is Fair - JC
[ In Reply To ..]So, you never interrupt your husband, or have your mouth going so much nobody can get a word in? I guess he gets to squirt you when you interrupt or won't stop talking long enough for him to say something.
Think about it. If you are so perfect and have never interrupted him and you listen carefully when he tries to tell you something, then he deserved the squirt.
Oh good LORD, this is hysterical!!! - marge
[ In Reply To ..]I can't believe all of the people who don't think this is BRILLIANT!!!! ROFL You go girl!!
I would do that. - Really, I would!
[ In Reply To ..]Could be why I am not married, but I would do that! Just not in anger. My husband would never be safe . . . :)
I thought the same thing after reading the replies! - Nik
[ In Reply To ..]This sounded like a lighthearted moment between a couple yet several comments mentioned the wife talking too much so deserved to get interrupted?? Really? And for the person who was charged with assault? You are well rid of that guy, babe.
Sounds like they were already estranged - and for good reason! nm
[ In Reply To ..]nm
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