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I love it when doctors (blank) when dictating


Posted: Aug 25, 2014

I *love* it when doctors ____ when dictating:

* Randomly start swearing 

* Sniffle loudly and disgustingly 

* Forget the microphone is on and talk to everyone else in the office/hospital

* Go to the bathroom

C'mon, add yours!  

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fill in blank - me

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burp, sneeze, laugh (including in death summaries, assuming at something I can't see), forget what language they're supposed to be speaking, eat loudly, watch TV (especially "exciting" sports), etc, etc.

where did all the replies go - ooooooo???

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x

when doctors dictate - Gail

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Bird chirping, dog barking, kids yelling and screaming. (must have been at home)

WHATS HAPPENNEEEEEENG!!! - WOckaWOcka

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*pQQf*

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