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Patient being transferred to hell


Posted: Jul 28, 2014

Doctor said the patient was being transferred to Health____ (name of facility), and VR said the patient was being transferred to hell.

My tired old mind found that amusing.

 

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Sounds like a V.A. Hospital, to me.... - nm

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